HETALIA
Germany, Germany!
I followed a strange man because he told me that he'd serve me some delicious pasta, but when I went...
...he fed me hamburgers!
Hey England, I captured Italy!
Way to go, America!
All right, we'll beat 'em up and make 'em spill the beans!
Hey, I'll tell you everything I know.
What a boring guy.
Fine, we'll make him work!
I broke a dish!
So, uhh... What should we do with this then?
I wrote to Germany, but he says...
"Please provide him with good meals, pretty women, and a soccer ball".
Also, he said that he'd die if we tied up his limbs, so we should be extra careful.
They said that I was too much trouble and sent me back!
Welcome back, Italy.
Germany, Germany!
I was hitting on someone because I thought it was a cute girl,
but it was actually France in disguise!
Hey, I captured Italy.
He's too much of a hassle to take care of, so let's put him in a cell or something.
Italy
Woof!
All right, let's give him something to eat.
Woof, woof!
This tastes like crap!
Sob, sob!
Oh, so it tastes bad...
Ah, okay...
I'd rather eat Germany's squishy potatoes than this stuff!!
Hey, he's kinda noisy.
Welcome back, Italy.
Germany, Germany!
I'm in North Africa right now, but I can't tie my shoelaces!
But England is here too!
And so, I captured Germany by using Italy as bait!
Crap, I should have known...
Way to go, England!
All right, you better tell us everything you know.
You guys are probably going to do something horrible now, aren't you?
I'll say this upfront:
I'm not going to say a word!
No no! Please don't point a gun at me!
I'm sorry! I'll tell you anything!
Compared to what I go through daily, your petty torture is like a mosquito bite!
Well, to tell you the truth, he's really sadistic!
He's really sadistic, and he has lots of strange magazines and DVDs in his house!
The last one I found involved dogs!
Oh, and he really loves bondage!
He was doing @#%$(@ until a little while ago!
I hate you.
Chibitalia
Kitchen Garbage
Italy was a small child, but also a glutton. A staff meal wasn't enough to fill him up.
Kitchen Garbage
I wonder if there's any pasta in here...
No... I can't eat this...
Gourmet
I'm so hungry...
Huh? What's a plate of food doing over there...?
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!
Yuck.
Gourmet
Seriously... Stealing food as soon as I take my eyes off of you!
I'm sorry...
Ouch!
Spend the rest of the day in there and think about what you've done!
Understood?
Yes, sir...
I'm so hungry...
HETALIA
Hello. Japan speaking.
Japan, Japannn!
Help me, help me!
Help me, help me, help me!!
Help MEEEEE!!!
I'll take the appropriate action.
Until next time...
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia